I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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