Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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