fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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