it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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