Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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