While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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