You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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