His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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