your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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