We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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