its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize