Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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