You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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