problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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