he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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