Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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