I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I am one with the molecules
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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