how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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