Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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