You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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