You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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