So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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