Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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