Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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