The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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