roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I think i got beer on your cat.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize