standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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