i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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