Who wears a wallet chain?!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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