office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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