I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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