i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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