would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
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I should be sponsored by Trojan
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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