he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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