I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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