I like to think it a success when the cops are called
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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