i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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