If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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