Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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