There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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