Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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