O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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