THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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