In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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