I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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