Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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