Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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