This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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