I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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