We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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