What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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